…more svelte than Stevp!
Stephen (Steve) Wright of Coventry City (formally of Sunderland, Stoke City, Crewe Alexandra and Liverpool) was recently admitted to hospital with a troublesome re-occuring injury.
After a rumoured appendectomy proved inconclusive, all of us at freakitchen.co.uk say a resounding
First, find a suitable wall, one like this is fine:
Then, find a suitable crowbar, one like this is fine:
Then, after a bit of light sweating, you’ll be able to enjoy a "hallelujah" moment, like this one, where you get to shake the hand of the sweaty Polish man who’s been toiling away at the other side (right).
Altogether, lots of fun for everyone! Stay tuned for next episode, snappily titled, "getting rid of annoying wooden frame".
Let’s all have a look at the progress of Jamie’s Beard.
UPDATED 15/05/08
Epic news, the beard recently departed at the request of ‘the boss’. So ends this instalment of beard-cam. Thanks for watching.
Sunderland boss Roy Keane has begun his summer cull by telling four players he will not be renewing their deals.
Veteran striker Andy Cole along with defenders Ian Harte, Stanislav Varga and Stephen Wright have all been released by the Wearside club.
Keane vowed to shake up his squad after securing the club’s Premier League future for next season.
The ex-Manchester United midfielder told Stephen Wright, in particular, that his guide to MySQL, in particular, wasn’t as interesting a read as he thought it might be.
More news when we get it…
…you’ll be pleased to know it’s now fixed!
PCMech
