freakitchen.co.uk http://freakitchen.co.uk ...more svelte than Stevp! Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:12:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Stephen (Steve) Wright faces lengthy lay-up http://freakitchen.co.uk/stephen-steve-wright-faces-lengthy-lay-up/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/stephen-steve-wright-faces-lengthy-lay-up/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:09:10 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/stephen-steve-wright-faces-lengthy-lay-up/ Stephen (Steve) Wright of Coventry City (formally of Sunderland, Stoke City, Crewe Alexandra and Liverpool) was recently admitted to hospital with a troublesome re-occuring injury.Stevp Sore v2.3

After a rumoured appendectomy proved inconclusive, all of us at freakitchen.co.uk say a resounding

GET WELL SOON STEVP! xx

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/stephen-steve-wright-faces-lengthy-lay-up/feed/ Yummy http://freakitchen.co.uk/yummy/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/yummy/#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:49:47 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=39 I want one. Lots. Click for full orgasm-inducing size.

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/yummy/feed/ Knocking down a wall - a ‘how-to’ http://freakitchen.co.uk/knocking-down-a-wall-a-how-to/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/knocking-down-a-wall-a-how-to/#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:02:37 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/2008/06/knocking-down-a-wall-a-how-to/ First, find a suitable wall, one like this is fine:

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Then, find a suitable crowbar, one like this is fine:

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Then, after a bit of light sweating, you’ll be able to enjoy a "hallelujah" moment, like this one, where you get to shake the hand of the sweaty Polish man who’s been toiling away at the other side (right).

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Altogether, lots of fun for everyone! Stay tuned for next episode, snappily titled, "getting rid of annoying wooden frame".

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/knocking-down-a-wall-a-how-to/feed/ Say hello to the Habibs! http://freakitchen.co.uk/say-hello-to-the-habibs/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/say-hello-to-the-habibs/#comments Mon, 26 May 2008 10:36:40 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=28 Hello, the Habibs!

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/say-hello-to-the-habibs/feed/ Oramigatu! http://freakitchen.co.uk/oramigatu/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/oramigatu/#comments Wed, 21 May 2008 14:20:09 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=27 Silent? Almost. Japanese? Definitely!

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/oramigatu/feed/ Caroline does…something http://freakitchen.co.uk/caroline-does-meatloaf/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/caroline-does-meatloaf/#comments Thu, 15 May 2008 23:37:30 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=26

…better than numa numa!

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/caroline-does-meatloaf/feed/ Great tits cope well with warming http://freakitchen.co.uk/great-tits-cope-well-with-warming/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/great-tits-cope-well-with-warming/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 20:08:09 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=19

Check out the Tits on This!

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/great-tits-cope-well-with-warming/feed/ Beard-Cam http://freakitchen.co.uk/beard-cam/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/beard-cam/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 15:53:52 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=17 Let’s all have a look at the progress of Jamie’s Beard.

UPDATED 15/05/08

Epic news, the beard recently departed at the request of ‘the boss’. So ends this instalment of beard-cam. Thanks for watching.

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/beard-cam/feed/ Steve Wright released by Sunderland http://freakitchen.co.uk/breaking-news-steve-wright-released-by-sunderland/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/breaking-news-steve-wright-released-by-sunderland/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 14:01:58 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=15 Sunderland boss Roy Keane has begun his summer cull by telling four players he will not be renewing their deals.

Veteran striker Andy Cole along with defenders Ian Harte, Stanislav Varga and Stephen Wright have all been released by the Wearside club.

Keane vowed to shake up his squad after securing the club’s Premier League future for next season.

The ex-Manchester United midfielder told Stephen Wright, in particular, that his guide to MySQL, in particular, wasn’t as interesting a read as he thought it might be.

More news when we get it…

Steve Wright Sunderland

]]> http://freakitchen.co.uk/breaking-news-steve-wright-released-by-sunderland/feed/ My time-zone was completely wrong… http://freakitchen.co.uk/my-time-zone-was-completely-wrong/ http://freakitchen.co.uk/my-time-zone-was-completely-wrong/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 13:08:49 +0000 Freakitchen http://freakitchen.co.uk/?p=12 You\'re Doing It Wrong!…you’ll be pleased to know it’s now fixed!

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